My tea's cold I'm wondering why I. got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window. and I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, but picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad.
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Dear Slim, I wrote but you ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em but fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess what call her? I'ma name her I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad - I think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty man - you're like his fuckin idol He wants to be like you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to Remember when we met in Denver - you if I'd write you you would back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father he used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're in your songs so when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for like us growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, -- P.S. We should be too
Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last I ever send your ass It's been six and still no word - I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters; I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from but didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you know I ripped of your pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you SCREAM about it I hope conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim; Shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk but I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this out?
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Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would your daughter that and here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that shit just dogg, c'mon - how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to each other I think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to to think about, his name was. it was you Stan!