My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're his fuckin' idol He wants to be like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was like for people like us up, you gotta call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would your daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To help your ass bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will make me not us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or maybe you just need to treat her I hope you get to read this letter, I just it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!