My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the office or somethin' I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Uncle too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over bitch who didn't want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a room full of your posters and pictures man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little brother man, he's only six old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to you're saying in your songs So when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy from But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's kinda how this is, you a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is Look, I'm really you would call your daughter that And here's an for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I really think you and girlfriend need each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago made me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!