I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, just blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)