I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on a sandwich with welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)