I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)