I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In hunched over, giant nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)