I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public dropping a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)