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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match between a and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
give you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and the hell out of them