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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The still back at the corner
He races anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them