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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you out here with the little white cup
that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them