Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short little
them?
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out with the little white cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with tight

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them