We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the on the rake in my yard than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, got funny when I made my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out