We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get good U didn't get good seats at the Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny look u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) I'll u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 much about how been endowed, boy And god, been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much See, things got funny I made my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation that just figure 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best in the world And uh, really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out