We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny look u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing your love is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the time 2 u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) a few packs tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out