Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up