Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your please
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up