Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have attention please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up