Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women eminem
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the parking lot
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up