Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up