Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, help me sing it,

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just in a small white town
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick till the turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met lady from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a
Met this in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this sexy ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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