Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just sundown in a white town
They call it East Side Dale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that bitch just one time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a black girl in South Carolina
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this beautiful ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, that's her big
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
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