Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, help me it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just in a small white town
They it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman through the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the burns we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're upset 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still gotta go off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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