Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way down the street a stick right, hey
He past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a good
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They call it east side
When the Afroman walked the white land
Houses up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't know her was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She my dick 'til the shit turned white
Thought to myself
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm gonna fuck that just one more time

I met this lady in
She had green hair but she looked good
I took her to my because she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this from Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met this woman from
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She just ran across the of Mexico
Fine young thing her names Maria
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I afford it
I I'm gonna cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you ever went a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it take her so to cum
a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start real fast
But he already mad cause you his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
Your all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off.