Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this man right
He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They call it side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white
went up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a girl named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't know her daddy was the of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the (left)
to the right (right)
She sucked my 'til the shit turned white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm fuck that bitch just one more time

I met this lady in
She had hair but damn she looked good
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met this lady from
made love with an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried

Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky
Said fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
country music really drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a Albina
Fucked hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing her names Maria
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good
I you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it take her so to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he already mad cause you his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off.