Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that man
Hey tell you what
all have a good time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

Well it was just sundown in white town
They call it east Palmdale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left (left)
to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine

I met this lady Japan
Never made love an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me
But I rode that ass and yes miss daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put that in a coma
Met this lady in
I can't 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white Albina
this hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She just ran across the border of
Fine young thing her names Maria
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

Have you ever went over a girls house to
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it take her so to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start talkin' real
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still go jack off.