Good afternoon and gentlemen And welcome to Pink Airlines, we your flight Is enjoyable and our attendants Are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as
Seat backs and tables must be in the upright And locked position the take-off and landing All carry-on luggage be stowed in an over-head compartment Or under the seat in of you
Waiting on a 'Cause looking for the ride You're on top 'Cause you're through the sky
You wanna your cake and you wanna eat it too Everybody's always pointing at you You're damned if you do, damned if you don't We're always doing all the that we say, we won't
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going 'round in It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
If you are in an emergency exit aisle And feel as you are unable or unwilling To assist in case of an Please notify a flight immediately
All electrical equipment, cell phones 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position until the notifies us we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, you're looking in You think you fixed the problem it comes right back again And life seems like a trap, you're to get out You're searching for you cheese you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, you're if you do You've seen all the signs but you haven't got a
Here we go, we're on a whim Connecting with a we go, we're jumping off the wings We're going round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles the catch 22
You are in for the of you life
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
We realize you had choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying us We hope you a wonderful stay your destination may be
And remember be careful when retrieving items As during the flight they may shifted And might fall on you or neighborer's head And knock you the out
Here we go, we're on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going 'round in It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22