Good afternoon ladies and And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your Is enjoyable and our flight Are to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible
backs and tray tables must be in the upright And locked during the take-off and landing All carry-on luggage be stowed in an over-head compartment Or under the seat in of you
on a ticket 'Cause you're looking for the You're on top 'Cause you're through the sky
You wanna have cake and you wanna eat it too always pointing fingers at you You're if you do, you're damned if you don't We're always doing all the things that we say, we
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in It's a 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles It's the 22
If you are seated in an emergency exit And feel as though you are or unwilling To assist in of an emergency notify a flight attendant immediately
All electrical equipment, including phones pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position the pilot notifies us That we are at a flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, always looking in You think you fixed the 'til it comes right back again And life like a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for you cheese 'cause you like mighty mouse
You're if you don't, you're damned if you do You've seen all the signs but you haven't got a
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting with a we go, we're jumping off the wings We're round in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles the catch 22
You are in for the of you life
Here we go, riding on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going in circles a catch 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in It's the 22
We realize you had choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for with us We hope you have a stay Wherever destination may be
And remember be careful when retrieving your As during the they may have shifted And might fall on you or your neighborer's And you the fuck out
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting with a Here we go, jumping off the wings going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22