Good afternoon and gentlemen And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope flight Is enjoyable and our attendants Are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as
backs and tray tables must be in the upright And locked position during the and landing All carry-on must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or under the seat in of you
Waiting on a 'Cause you're for the ride You're on top you're flying through the sky
You wanna have cake and you wanna eat it too always pointing fingers at you You're if you do, you're damned if you don't We're always doing all the things we say, we won't
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting with a Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying in circles It's a 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
If you are in an emergency exit aisle And as though you are unable or unwilling To assist in of an emergency Please notify a flight immediately
All electrical equipment, including phones 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off until the pilot notifies us That we are at a safe flying of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, you're looking in You think you the problem 'til it comes right back again And life seems like a trap, trying to get out You're searching for you cheese you feel like mighty mouse
You're if you don't, you're damned if you do You've all the signs but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting with a Here we go, jumping off the wings We're round in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
You are in for the of you life
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles It's the 22
We you had many choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, like to thank you for flying with us We you have a wonderful stay your destination may be
And remember be careful when retrieving items As during the they may have shifted And might fall on you or your head And knock you the out
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings going 'round in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22