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I walk around a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some years A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed from the It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room but I got some plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out America, hear them yell out In terror were so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this hick locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck is ain't