Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life To make it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed the start like you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over fears and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got white trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck is ain't