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I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the of this situation, I guess I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid just took my stick of And threw my books in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or you're doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, freak the out Middle America, hear them out In they were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck Neither is