Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal would be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and it And boy did flock Can't believe little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't