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I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches these hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And my sticker books in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast some years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no valid at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja Not to mention lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, something's wrong with my think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, freak the out America, hear them yell out In terror were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got white trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
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