Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we answer the question about girl problems All these niggas is havin girl problem, (Huh, tell them man, them how it is) Lemme tell you time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that likes to it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her I got a bitch with hair, a with none A with a knife, a bitch with a gun A with a ass big as a TV set And there's a over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll her sister, though Ice in the whole damn I 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen Got a bitch tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey I her a pass And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch new A bitch who love velvet in the colors I got a bitch who's fat, a who's built A who all her titties give out powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a who ain't A who can sing, a bitch who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Train I got a bitch who rolls a Benz Long I got a who's broke as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with calls And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo - you from Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live Of how the bitches a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a bitch one of them I don't trip on hoes, I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes suck cock nigga how you play why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only love my when I'm goin up inside her number one is gettin money I'd taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, I'm never never softenin Puttin the on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin thrill I hope you the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pays the bills then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one and that's to cum got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a bitch loves to G She'll fuck you right she fucks me I got a bitch who loves I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's A bitch a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch true A bitch a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's A bitch hot A who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who knows it's at She gets up me and purrs like a cat I got a that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a that's neat I got a super bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you know a bitch one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got nothin man Fuck raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out on these streets the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my But a ain't one
Fuck 'em all, fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A bitch one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about They better, they better find somethin to worry about