Yeah, last a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we answer the question about girl problems All these niggas is girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that likes to it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho the North, a ho from the South A ho that to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with A with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm get But yo but maybe not, she not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll her sister, though Ice in the whole damn I 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a bitch a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch none, but hey I give her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ain't one
I got a bitch old, a bitch that's new A who love velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her give out powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who A who can sing, a bitch who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Train I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Long I got a bitch broke as a bum But the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a who don't A bitch who dances naked, a who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch who's A who burns my pager with priority calls And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the the world; the 2 Live style Of how the treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
I got 99 and a bitch ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't none of them the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes suck cock how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I freak on 'em Stick dick in they take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch I only love my when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is money I'd rather taste the green than sip the So don't expect nuttin I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, I'm never never softenin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I pay the bill Gettin pussy's another expense If pussy pays the bills then dick the rent I only need a ho for one and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got man? (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a that loves to G She'll you right after she fucks me I got a who loves both I got a bitch who loves and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a that's slow A that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch lies A bitch true A bitch a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch cool A bitch hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who rock A bitch who's and one who knows where it's at She up under me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch walks I got a that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the meet
And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a ain't one (Huh, you know a ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin Marquis But a bitch one
Man you got nothin man Fuck raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A ain't one I got a stayin out here on these streets With the police trying to take a out, y'know? But a ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. my records But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, fuck them motherfuckers
Youknahmsayin? A ain't one Got man
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass
Really, worryin about bitches They better, they better find somethin else to about