Uhh, yeah man, hm, oh fuck, yeah I'm not at home, beating my shit to death I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm mad as hell, fuck you
I'm with this razor, with this razor I'm crazy With this crazor I'm razy, crazed, I'm crazy (Okay I'm reloaded) Go Jay-Z (Tell him I'ma ghostwrite for him) Dre's beats Ran in the ladies naked in a blanket At the banquet and started to it (Ahh)
in the bank with a tank, fired a blank At the clerk and handcuffed her to the safe and thanked her But I didn't take (Thanks) bullet came from the same gun Just from different I was pickin' strange places to aim from (Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't out the window, Shady) (Ahh) Pay me
Psych, no way up in the head Shot my girl and my sister 'cuz I them in bed (Wait, wait, wait) I'm a mothafucka, might shoot me a fed Or I might start a fist fight instead See as far as the go I go loco, see me pumpin' gas at local Sunoco Stuck off the hydro mixed with Jump turnstyles, then run po po
Life stinks, we don't give a fuck, son, we Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy Madd rapper is crazy, Slim is (Crazy)
Life stinks, we don't give a fuck, son, we Tear up the and do drugs, we crazy wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy Madd is crazy, Slim Shady is (Crazy)
Yo, yo, I I'd been aborted My got a shortage Everything I wanna floss I afford it I'm tryin' to a O', my pops tryin' to snort it My daughter's babysitter is to be deported I'm mad 'cuz I still in line for clubs
Mad 'cuz my rottweiler shits on the rugs (God dammit, Spike) Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might out Slim Shady gave me and I might trip out, like (Eh, oh Dude, that shit's man, ohh, this is incredible, ohh) that, Slim, keep that for yourself You a crazy white dude and you need some help,
I got a beautiful wife, and a gorgeous home What would make in the tub with a cordless phone? I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and Leave you eight stitches, I'm gay 'cuz I hate bitches? Slut be nice to me, I've had it with girls And still be mad at the world, even if it apologized to me (Sorry) You're hearing the last of a man About to blow his brains out
back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse Spread out on a blood stained In front of his that he just killed in the same house I'm sicker than Boy George Michael Jackson In little boys' shoppin' at toy stores Shady said it, meant it, I stay demented I'll throw a stroller at you, a baby in it Go ahead, pull the plug, I won't smack you I dropped a fuckin' pill mom, don't vacuum
Life stinks, we don't give a fuck, son, we Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we Fuck ho's and bust slugs, we crazy Madd is crazy, Slim Shady is (Crazy)
Life stinks, we don't give a fuck, son, we up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (Crazy)