My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a her Bonnie I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither He used to always on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans" This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he him? kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for brother I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your need each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!