Luyện nghe bài hát Put On Tha Set

I got put on the set, Jimmy Jacks in a shack
with my Coolio, got me to' the fuck back
as a UFO, standin in my drawers
in the hall, to the walls
Now a spooked, umm
*Snagglepuss voice* to merkatroids, I'm looped!
I'm tripping! *normal voice* what do I see?
It's me, that Dub C on the TV
Now I know I'm
cause I'm on the TV but the unplugged
Damn, shit is like the Twilight Zone
*sings theme* Na-na-na-na, I'm blowed!
Cause now I'm havin illusions,
of me on channel eleven on a and white tube and
and the Gene are one of mine show
Hangin with Sinead and sippin on the four-oh
Now I know I'm trippin *Martin voice* Oh my goodness!
Let me the TV and
Dizamn! again there I go
But this time it's thirteen on Arsenio
I'm a wet one on the couch
Givin up a fat middle to the crowd
I'm faded, but not in a way in which you ever
the side effects, yeah, I'm on the set
Chorus:
naked standin in front of the set; I'm wet
Ain't no when yo' ass is wet; I'm wet
Look, look, way up in the sky everybody
look, look, and you'll find me high
So there I was, standin in of the set mesmerized
Kickin off the right before me eyes
as a motherfucker what was I to do?
Cause now the has got me thinkin I'm on channel two
Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I'm out of
and now I see myself on Highway
Runnin from the Feds tryin to my get away
but there's nowhere to run, ba-bay
And now exhausted from this drama I needed a
So I went on channel four so I can catch my
Now who's this after five minutes of there
I met this motherfucker the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Yeah this nigga was funny I admit it
but his Uncle and his cousin Carlton was bitches
Them was cock blockin, talkin bout killin me
I told em I wanted to fuck the shit out of Hillary, ooh
Now what's a realer to fantasy, all I know
is she was lookin good sportin them and panties, huh
I believe this shit, nigga I'm wet
tricks, my mind is playin with dipsticks, I'm on the set

Still blowed from the chemicals I'm was it worth it
Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I'm
Cause now the TV's by itself, uh-oh danger
Cause now I see on channel nine on the Gladiators
I'm on a rope with a gauge
Boom, bang, you niggaz can't hang
Fuck a obstacle fool, I had them buff runnin
confusion now I hear one-time comin
So I to the exit, jumped off and jetted
God mama kept the baby gat ready
I left all them bitches behind, til I got to fifty-two
and I found myself on Good Times
was me and this nigga named J.J.
Out on a double date, just on Kool-Aid
Now umm, ain't no need for me to
like my was all that like J.J.'s boo-boo Belinda
yo, but she had a ass like Thelma, like Walona
Drunk off the Mad Dog I around and boned her
Like J.J. the pussy was though
I must the hoe had a mug as ugly as Flo'
I'm on tha set