(Dolly Parton)
Eve you woman, you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the good I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't know the cause But as as this part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever about wishing I'd been a man But you know that means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' woman With those old PMS PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS