(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the good friends already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and Those not afflicted with it are just the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even the cause But as as this part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering, huh?
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You want to cross my path Cause a ain't no match For teeth a clenchin', fluid retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that means one thing If I'd been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' woman With those old PMS PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS