(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most times I'm easy going, say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS
But you we can't help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You want to cross my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these teeth a clenchin', retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right very minute some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those old PMS PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS