You claim if you get knocked by the You'll give 'em not even a in the arraignment, shoot the bailiff Karate kick the with the stainless I'll just call that shoddy If was in the party gettin' faded On molly, had the audience You wouldn't catch a if it fainted Probably let it and hit the pavement But be the first lobbyin' to claim it Bitch, bein' a lame Your hobby is in robbery and dismemberin' limbs Like you was Tommy Lynn And chainsawing them in the fits your job description Ain't nobody out the back of the like, "Oh my God, he's trippin'" time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment, it? Wouldn't take a pin and wave it I to stop bein' debated still copyin', Xeroxing, I'm still coppin' a feel Like Cosby at will, popping a then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee Then send her out to the hotel lobby a wobbly and still groggy blonde fucks reprehensible misconducts, never sensible Kiss my butt, my set of principles is But I get the President to respond My pen and pencil is a launcher And send it to McConnell Just as big of a bitch Donald on, bruh Let me sing this shit While I do it Ivanka, arm her While I'm hittin' on And this for all ya
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody me They me to go eat some worms I hope you And drag my name through the mud, through the But I'ma you eat your words I hope you You can try to hold me down, but you let me up 'Cause only gonna make things worse I you offended 'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never let up
'Til eats my turds
These drums and snares bring out the worst in me Like Justin Harris at a nursery Goin' ham at yam on nanny cam I'm gettin' handys with the sanny, in the Caddy armrest I'm objects, so I'm batting cobwebs From a daddy And ham trending, got the camera Xanax, a banana hammock and a hat I'm smellin' a damn mechanic a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent Twice your age and I'm half it up? Nah Not I know of, y'all Basement just got a frickin' overhaul, got a pole installed Started all through those Kolonopins like a bowlin' ball Like an overdose on the ratio of and go through no withdrawal I get fellatio and give a facial to an interracial blow-up doll and Rachel You're so appalled, so's my Bitch I am mature, fuck a pro Coast is clear, but nowhere to go here And nobody's close, so don't They nowhere near, I'm way over here My competition see me I don't own a mirror But Marshall, you are terrific, so and gifted I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I it Do a fake dab to smell my armpits it Your throwin' gang signs But I made strides with raid blinds I'm cuttin' on women hate crimes Like Ray when he FaceTimes Bang, bang, bang, time Dang knives to butcher gay wives You couldn't eat citrus the same As the I push into Caputo when I... Pull 'em like... sleigh Gotta a bitch at least eight times To it on Dateline I came to my claim like a canine in a buffet line So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a bad hombre
Come play, belly on me I've been making wedding all day
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody me They want me to go eat some I hope you And drag my name through the mud, the dirt But I'ma you eat your words I hope you You can try to me down, but you better let me up 'Cause you're only gonna things worse
I you offended 'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never let up 'Til everybody my turds
Eight year old with the Girl, this pole like a survey Today my birthday But I'm caked up like a tray So in shape 'Cause in a slurrin' state I'm a 10, an 8 Like what I do before, after, and during You wanna get into a pissin' contest and out who's better? And they a fool out of what I pulled out him R. Kelly a full bladder Not in high school, grad, I'm not a But I'm so cold I'm droppin' out with my degrees the same as I got in college (zero) But hotter, you owe me my respect I owe you nada like a lonely partner blow me you I'm so dirty, homie you can throw me in some holy water With floaties on And get to soakin', try to get to poke a in Why you hoes be And nope I won't be washed You hope to God I don't explode, I gotta blow this up, though I got a lotta I put the sugar coating on it though 'Cause sometimes you can feel your energy's expired got you drained, dead tired, zapped You feel a wet pile of crap But look, man, like the buggin' my phone, uh huh I get why tapped But you gotta get fire back Catch fire, get upset and back Is I tell myself When get bad sometimes I might get sad Well I the same advice I had And tell like I used to tell Hailie, when life's a drag Told her to do her dad, don't cry, get mad 'Cause little powders belong in diaper bags I'm hyper, by the you see this side of me I'm right in ass the pen, I up for the kid who had to put up with the bullies at his (at his school) You ain't to have no money or go shoppin' just to cop a attitude Now my dough's to a mountain, it's too high to count it Never to be rich, all I did was wish I had a dime for time that I was doubted But then I think it and I'm enraged 'Cause I just out that if I was paid For the time I spent to put the pen to the be minimum wage But it's embedded in my and if I hunted for the bread And what I wanted was to be the one that was scared of But I'm never gonna get the for the sweat and I put up in the pen And when I'm dead I wonder will they put me on a
Or forget I was ever incredible I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause never get Another mothafuckin' opportunity To offend as many people with I can, simply because I can
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody me They me to go eat some worms I you offended And drag my name through the mud, through the But I'ma make you eat your I hope you You can try to me down, but you better let me up 'Cause you're only gonna make things I hope you 'Cause I swear I get up I'm never gonna let up 'Til everybody my turds