I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a of wine When in a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale ain't no ten's, you know is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if head's on straight." She looked up and down my perfect And said these words that into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of macho-matician men Kind who all women on scales of one to ten And, you me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do Now, let's see, just how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers Your makes me smile, I give it a five you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores) It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, it a four.
That must be your car out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That wine you're pourin' might be to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is I give it a six, you could use some work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that makes me laugh It may be a ten to these hens, but to me a three and a half And really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done Since there ain't no zeroes, I you a one!.
She walked out, while up and the line The bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to your nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I barely her a two.
Yeah! No matter how they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a scale of ten to one, There no ten.