Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I from a wet dream
In which I was restless
My imagination could no longer take me
So I slid my copping haberdashery
And gave into the Jones, sex

Now, my sexy Jones was sea level
The hornies my being
I was at that where most men would say
"Hey ho', it's life or your lay", but I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute"

I a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was
So I sashayed to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and
"Are you to make love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, what's in
Or you gonna hard
After all the you went through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, go for what you're talking about
But really about my birth control pill"
I said, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at ad-lib
And of course you that spit don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could tell that she was getting

So off we
There was fun to be had, love to be
"Strange", I said to myself I laid
Smoking a joint before I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide
Wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a Buick
I was with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack"