Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm lay the chorus first we go now
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water that I drank, fucking' peas in my She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So everyday I at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a full of pain killers Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face without even it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' till next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the shit again Then when I spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, father, he ain't sent us shit And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know that I should let be bygones But the reason why I am high what I'm high on
my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a animal I am I am but I'm strong to the finish me Valium spinach But my buzz only last two minutes
But I wanna swallow it without you in it I even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' passin' it up, me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, us on outta here