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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I hooked on Valium
was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my So everyday I have at least stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether Either or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was buzzin' but it what she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face even tastin' it You better the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till next And if you still finished it, I use the same shit again Then I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am high I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the Wit' me spinach But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't wanna it without you in it I can't even a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's actually has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it break it up a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, take us on outta