You I just don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and just missed all this Watchin all these cheap get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a fashioned ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" they look queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again when you seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Chorus Two:
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run mouth then take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top and fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 cousins (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help: uhh, here - XL, DOUBLE XL Now magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
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