You I just don't get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog with it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin all these imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been like they switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin out and bein Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A of little kids wanna swear just like me and run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer and themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin your mouth again when you seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
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