You know I just get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars should of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear like me And run screamin', "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call "Clowns" cause they look queer you to Dope and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your mouth When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run mouth Then come take your shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some with M-C Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)