You know I don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me a dead rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear just me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world And your little four-year-old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they look you to Dope and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out After ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin' your mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a three sixty Now these dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! Talkin' about I my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)