[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the pool
1] Before this off, let me set my balls in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's time I cross one of these There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, seems an implausible dream Positive clean intervene But they're all altered and mean and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed a brainwashing machine an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide bomber that's Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn is leaving Detonates the device strapped to his region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch hijab And at least a extra large in the Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go on the beats to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch Gettin' head in the sand like an ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players Told this she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared 'til I her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my square Tell her, "Turn around," her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Spray Febreze in the chick's Make her wheeze get air I for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And to me, and throw away the key And she'll be so afraid to That even if she ends up breaking free she'll sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up It's like rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til it's Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't shut And mention me in your raps if it makes you a Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a writers inside of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of possible line to spit Every punchline, every that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I myself ten times in it Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes And I this shit Someone's gonna me, who? me and win, that's a fucking fallacy too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the Only time I start a a bowel I can't even a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do But that's just an analogy, I've never had a to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I the moon You're grief struck that I'm so soon Your teacher for this Creep up with a of hoodlums We pack a punch Capri Sun Heat tucked like we each snuck in a gun We in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin in a Catholic school dust and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust your I'll the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a spoon While I bump G-Funk and blast some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! It's fun for me to grab a boob my penis got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative Come and suck a mean one like mad at you I speak and cheek, what you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I sprung a leak suddenly What I in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my link up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's basically what me me Creating stink, 'til these tats are ink Who's the greatest? we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the For you to see beat And I'll bet ya they'd cleats 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing I free of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me Vading keepin' the at bay Laci Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and have been weighted, chained in semen It's demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to believers Mistake-free are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak take seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, depraved Who media hates makes things easier, still under scrutiny Villainous criminal, livin' room With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're the blues even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a huge A hill and it's too Obey these demons, we're still in feedin' me blank sheets As soon as I these teeth And I'm killin' the leaf to shake these trees again Wait, make that phrase again the loose leaf, shake these trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them The whites and the blues mixed with balloons And I like to gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to with Then use the like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, always had a view But you keep givin' the flamethrower fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade rolled it And this has little to do bein' gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But much I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white storms might be formed fast Such a forecast! But when slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your sore, that's 'Cause you haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the before last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just 'em back
9] Dick so long, need a For that, unroll it and fold it back So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch she's in aerobics class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop Careers flop, their gears lock, shock Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
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