[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in this I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of these There's not a quality at all in me It's impossible, like an implausible dream Positive clean thoughts But they're all either and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme Squashed in-between a brainwashing Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme Suicide bomber seeing Ariana sing her last song of the evening And as the audience the damn concert is leaving the device strapped to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch hijab And at least a extra large in the Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the sand like an embarrassed shit sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like wristwear Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I extinction like disc players Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared 'til I made her it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her for me, then I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal beads in a split Febreze in the chick's hair Make her tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch And to me, and throw away the key And she'll be so afraid to That even if she up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and to get up It's impossible rapin' a slut We stay and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With smelling salts I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I a skank's neck 'til it's triangular Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every idea of every possible to spit Every punchline, every combination that with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it commit suicide in it, took five minutes And I this shit Someone's gonna me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale Only time I start a movement's a I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a from it too when I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've never had a to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're grief struck I'm back so soon Your for this afternoon Creep up with a of hoodlums We pack a punch Capri Sun Heat tucked like we each snuck in a gun We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of up in the padded room Justin Bieber in a school Selling dust and when your back is to him Don't adjust speaker cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from Fuck Christina a plastic spoon While I bump some and blast some Snoop her double g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood Come and suck a one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true
4] I just sprung a leak I think in my gut instinct become in sync My and my stomach link up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre me beats, I was made elite That's what makes me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me in the street For you to see Shady And bet ya they'd need cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a I pray Jesus to make me decent the main ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of and ladies screamin' 'Cause they schemin' on me keepin' the women at bay Like Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen It's demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her steak meat Emcees take like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, king Who media hates Which makes easier, still under scrutiny Villainous criminal, livin' room With the nude Reese Who was bruised, beat with a in two pieces, and lays deceased in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep The syllables ooze fecal, they feel renewed leases my brain releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill a huge feat A hill and too steep Obey these demons, we're in cahoots Keep feedin' me sheets As soon as I these teeth And I'm killin' the leaf Time to shake trees again Wait, make phrase repeat again Killin' the leaf, shake these trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and chew The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they license my music to entice with Then use the shit it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But ain't I can say or do 'Cause no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm always So if I look your way, you're 'Cause if looks could kill, I could start a too 'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees Lightning storms be formed fast a frightening forecast! But when slightly hoarse, rasp the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't fuckin' wiping your ass From the night last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your cojones at? Mine are always rode, in fact: frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac? So big they out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a mat Make a bitch think she's in class The bear you don't poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop Careers flop, their lock, severe shock Fear at the thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you I got a idea for a