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One hot summer day around the way A new kid moved the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we him in and put him down with the hit squad His house was phat, full in the back Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put down knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on some bullshit in the room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was rapunzel Down came his hair Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off mustache Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
All of that real shit, you know what I'm Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita The whole shit, yo, the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was you were juicin' Sheiit, it-e