I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather said I sucked in the bed Till one he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up this kid"
"The bastard even eat nothin', he's fed He hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just to see how upset you would get I'll go this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got fuckin' chased off a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts King Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Shady Dog, what be goin' through fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet you would know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, you smell me? I want you to feel me my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this one's called Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane