Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
motion run
Tender poke walker
Precious birthday
Swamp night bull
done done
Hot sweaty stood in the sunthen -
stone village swamp man (is a)
slow motion comes the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
nail (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We care few-a
It happens all the
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor stone
toothless flesh
Shabby chin-slime
milky rash
Me and
Spastic dead-eyed
Oozing skullcap
We're to your town
We'll you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED Monologue and
Spoken by [with asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a Far far away from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound Harpua.
roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and day he'd sit in his room
and sit on his little couch [AND POT!]...
he'd sit on his couch and
listen to his stereo...
and lay back and
look down next to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his furry on the couch] his furry...
And he down and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this name I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog the beginning of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
there was to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his body into a arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is deadPoster's SO
How about a goldfish? I don't a goldfish
How about a I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I don't want...a
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an ugly
And it needs lubrication day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a form of and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
With a bad
It's a sign of the decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!