Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) creepy visions of whiskey drinking And envisioning sneaking where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when females Better pay attention to these details or you be derailed Better wear at three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched your DNA'll Be all up under her Man, he hears you, I think he cares He gives a fuck, even his swears personalities burstin' out of me, please beware Her TV blares, hear the creaking stairs unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare Turns around and screams, I remember I "I'm here to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her parts In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please give me one minute I I can explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so But I'm just here to How come your shirt is so There's a missing person, so what? Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew was wrong Think I'm a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Truck in the yard But dog, how the is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to it go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me Plus I somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler got dumped in the pond murder with no recollection of it Collectin' articles, cuttin' out sections from it Memory's too to remember, destructive temper Cut my public jugular then stuck him up in a blender Another toddler discovered this winter probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the snow since the of November oddly I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches probably just pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know what this like, officers Please just give me one I think I can I ain't nobody I these words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what? Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed
on the loose, they Spotted me inside McDonald's In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it J? The cops is on a goose chase Just escaped the state pen For [edited] women who hate men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked I break in your basement Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait Facin' the door, remainin' while stayin' complacent Blatant sexual are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in riddles and poems Left on your pillow in hopes, when you get home get the hint, ho: I'm in your window But it never occurred to me I could describe a scene In a verse and be with first degree 'Cause it just happened to match up With the massacre or the Burger King No, officer, you see...
I was I know what looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I murdered nobody I know these are so nutty But I'm just here to How come your shirt is so There's a missing person, so what? Got to do with me I'm almost certain I was