Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden
You ain't a real rhymer, you like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I that old, do I like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a of this
Now about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate reciter and def entertainer
I work myself than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out like
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
Sucker MC's make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to your temperature
and you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose your
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak your piece, I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm strike again
I my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still understand
Here's a little -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew
My voice is with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the in this game, word up Knahmsayin?
what time it is, peace
[crew applause] man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!