And now the six merry of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have these little That get you down like Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I home this one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So night, when he came home I him his drink as usual You know, some just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran into my ten times
If have been there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, traveled around with us With the last in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two three four five, splits, eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one night we were in
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I come back, the door There's Veronica and number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't remember a thing, it until later When I was washing the blood off my I even knew they were
They had it coming, had it coming They had it all along I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to himself He go out every night for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive and I saw him
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it had it comin' all along 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could they tell us that we wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I you would have done the same
You pop that gum one more my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle Artistic I you would have done the same