And now the six murderesses of the Crookem County Jail In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how have these little habits That get you down like Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I the shotgun off the wall And I fired two shots into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. Then I out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So night, when he came home I fixed him his as usual You know, some guys just can't hold arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept "You been the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran my knife ten times
If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had this act And my husband, traveled around with us With the number in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two three four five, splits, eagles flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, one night we were in Cicero
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, open the There's Veronica and Doing number seventeen, the eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't later I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew were dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it all along I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every night for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it all along 'Cause if they used us and abused us How could they tell us we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop that gum one time my ass Ten
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