And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people these little habits That get you like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, have dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of those Mormons, you
So that night, when he came I fixed him his drink as You know, some guys can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He a flower in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm in the kitchen up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a rage "You been the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran my knife ten times
If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie traveled around us With the last in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one night we in Cicero
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, the door There's and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I can't a thing, it wasn't until later When I was the blood off my hands I even knew were dead
They had it coming, had it coming They had it all along I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every night for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it comin' all if they used us and they abused us How could they us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop that gum one time my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic I betcha you would done the same