Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of I get in office Second thing that'll me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it
to friction and static Addict who can't escape the Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush against your damn side, your puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
the match to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might have to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?