Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I lack in and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it
to friction and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a cement Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and are squished What of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a