Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at by myself to batch
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The event was the Spider from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd seen the matches before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy take much more
It was right then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And when I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me there in the hard concrete
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a bed just thinkin'
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And then he waded through them tables and
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone
The Blue