I wanna leave, Bernadette But I don't wanna live the jet set I don't leave with you payin' all my debts With that alimony, palimony, it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so You've never done a day's work in your You've got no incentive, you've made a Out of punting off all of the men you've with Ooh, Bernadette, you are so
I get a job, Bernadette So all I can offer are a lot of bad debts If you marry me, You'll lose the alimony, palimony, it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so You've never done a day's work in your You've got no incentive, made a career Out of off all of the men you've slept with Ooh, Bernadette, you are so Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh, Bernadette,
Bernadette's got a in the country She's really got it Her lawyers made her filthy got all expenses paid
Maybe a famous rock will fly you away you'll eat him all up And spit him out with a of Perrier
And you've had enough You'll throw him And him for all you can get Yeah, you like it don't you,
I don't want to Bernadette But I keep a little bit of self respect I don't want to with you paying all my debts With alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so You've never done a day's work in your You've got no Women like you oughta be up For giving others a bad Ohh, Bernadette, you are so Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh,
I think sad