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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover face Came in the place blowed, and Puffy with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem starts with E, check the spelling with a capital
Somebody me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it I kick you in the tummy you sick to your stomach And vomit so blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can my dick til' you numb it And all that you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is crazy
I'm ice you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me with in case I get by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more Than a maniac, Saudi A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I hope God me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and And got rushed to the hospital to get my flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my spin Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet
Scratched my til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's probably AIDS", it then I strike a still pose and hit you some ill flows
That don't make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled over rhyme I couldn't it, damn