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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase I the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better the spelling with a capital
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the bitch admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in
I'm than sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm than my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my til' you numb it And all gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, of more uranium Than a maniac, Saudi A combustible head, spazmatic Strapped to a adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and And got to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of 3, and talk about how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my spin get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, check rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", it then I strike a still pose and hit you some ill flows
don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I couldn't read it,