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Author: Emily R. Austin Genre: Contemporary, Fiction, Humour, LGBT Format: Hardcover Gilda, a twenty-something lesbian, can't stop thinking about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and estranged from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church and is greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she's there for a job interview. Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace, who is too embarrassed to correct him. Gilda starts an email correspondence with Grace's old friend in between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment. She can't bear ignoring the kind old woman who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can't bear breaking the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. However, if the police discover any suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace's death, Gilda may be forced to finally reveal the truth about her heinous existence.