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Gilda, a lesbian in her twenties, can't stop thinking about death. Desperate for relief from her racing mind and estranged from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, where she is greeted by Father Jeff, who believes she is there for a job interview. Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace because she is too embarrassed to correct him. Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace's old friend in between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment. She can't bear ignoring the sweet old lady who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can't bear breaking the bad news. She begins impersonating Grace via email out of desperation. However, if the police discover any suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace's death, Gilda may be forced to reveal the truth about her heinous existence. Author: Emily R. Austin Genre: Contemporary, Fiction, Humour, LGBT Format: Hardcover